Y’ALL BETTER PUT SOME COASTERS UNDER THEM CUPS
I must say this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.
Every 6 months I log into Tumblr and I still have no idea whats a bot and what isn’t
I just remembered the republican kids at my high school got mad that everyone was so hype for Obama’s first election that they all hand-made signs that said “NOBAMA” to put on their lockers but also it was a relatively diverse school and they were terrified of being perceived as racist, so they put on the sign in parentheses “(not because he’s black)” and they really truly thought that was a smart move.
I distinctly remember cracking up when I saw one and I actually went to one of them and told them that writing “(not because he’s black)” on a sign that didn’t otherwise seem to be about race was the fastest possible way to make everyone assume it absolutely WAS because he was black, and that possibility had not occurred to them. They actually thought people would see the sign and be like “Nobama?! Are they racist?!? Oh, phew, it says it’s NOT because he’s black.” I’ve been chasing the high of watching a republican teenager run down the hallway tearing their own political signs off their friend’s lockers frantically ever since.
The chefs for Norway’s Olympic team ordered 1,500 eggs.
What they got was 15,000 eggs.
With Norway boasting a team of 109 competitors, the team’s chefs placed a bulk order for eggs from a local store. The order was apparently lost in translation, however, and they received a bumper batch – some 13,500 more than expected.
“There was literally no end to the delivery,” chef Stale Johansen said. “Absolutely unbelievable.”
The chefs have since been allowed to return their excess produce, with Aftenposten attributing the original mistake to a mix up with Google’s translation tool.
Although the excess eggs have been sent back, the Norway team can still expect plenty of egg-based dishes.
“There will be omelets, boiled and fried eggs and smoked salmon with scrambled eggs,” Johansen told Aftenposten. “And we hope there will be a lot of sugar bread made for medal winners. We have made our provisions for that.”
The stable guys are getting more and more done with my shit and I’m getting more and more done with theirs too. What kind of weak operation are they running here where they won’t stable my horse just because it’s a god or because it doesn’t have ~skin~
EVERYBODY GET ON HIGH ALERT THERE’S LESBIAN TWI’LEKS IN THE HAN SOLO MOVIE
basically, disney is not giving ANY fucks right now
please raise the bar
guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…
girl: Cat’s ignoring you
guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…
[Cat stretches]
guy: Stop it! Oi.
[Cat lies down]
guy: Go away, you! Go away!
girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…
thank u for this translation
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